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  <dc:title>Sailors Eating Pork</dc:title>
  <dc:description>Two sailors sit eating pork.  One comments: 
"Why Jack - may I never cast anchor again - if there ant bristles in this pork as thick as cables."  
The landlady, standing behind the table looks concerned, and says: 
"Never was better Pork believe me Gentlemen - I powder'd it with my own hands." 
The second sailor replies: 
"Did you so - then I'll tell you what Mistress - while your hand was in, I wish you had shaved it also". 
</dc:description>
  <dc:date>[1 Jan 1807]</dc:date>
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