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  <dc:title>Cracking a Joke</dc:title>
  <dc:description>Two men sit either side of a table on which are glasses, a pipe and a jug of  'Stingo'.  The man on the right has an insect crawling across his head.  He says: 
"What's that you say Neighbour?  You see a creeper on my forehead! Come - Come - you joke."
His companion replies: 
"I tell you what my good Friend - if you have any more such Jokes I would advise you to crack them as soon as possible".</dc:description>
  <dc:date>[1813]</dc:date>
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