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  <dc:title>Politeness</dc:title>
  <dc:description>A man walks in to find another man in bed with his wife.  He has taken off his hat, and says: 
"I am sorry Sir to intrude in this abrupt manner - but do you know Sir you are in bed with my Wife."  In his pocket is a copy of  'Chesterfield's Letters' which were published as a guide to etiquette.  
The man in bed smiles, doffs his nightcap,  and replies: 
"Sir, I beg you ten thousand pardons! Let me request you will be seated and she will be at your service in the course of half an hour!"
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  <dc:date>6 May 1811</dc:date>
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